If you’re like me, you’ve lived a large number of meaningless days.
If not, you’re in luck, because I am going to share with you the secret
of how I’ve done it.
I’m not as good at it as I used to be, because I’ve occasionally
broken through the five barriers that ensure nothing meaningful happens.
But if these barriers hold for you, they will protect you from getting
anything important done. And don’t worry if you bust through the first
one – we have backup!
Barrier 1: You’ve Got Time – Do It Tomorrow
Why have a lot of fun and fulfillment later when you can have a tiny amount of fun today? It’s a good idea to delay action,
because you’ve got years ahead of you. Now, it’s true that today is one
of a limited number of days in your life, but don’t think about that.
Think about how it seems like you’ll be alive forever.
Barrier 2: Don’t Plan Anything
If you see the urgency of doing meaningful things, that hurts the
cause, but this isn’t over yet. The next thing you can try is to go with
the flow today. Please don’t carve out your own path, or you might end
up doing some very important tasks.
Planning is very dangerous when your goal is to do nothing of
importance for the full day. When you plan, you place an intention to do
something important, which greatly increases the chance that you’ll
actually do it (according to research).
So avoid the urge to plan, especially in the morning, when you set the
tone for the day. Just roll out of bed and do whatever!
Barrier 3: Leave Triggers Out Of Your Plan
Say you plan something. Fear not! There is another great way to stop
yourself from doing what matters. All you have to do is leave out
triggers.
A trigger is something that activates a task. So if you say that you
want to run today, just leave it vague. That’s perfect. Then at 10 PM,
you’ll realize it is too late and you can do it tomorrow. There is
always tomorrow. You’ll have escaped a meaningful workout, by overcoming
your plan barrier.
Barrier 4: Make Your Steps Huge or Vague
At this point, if you’ve broken through the first three barriers,
it’s getting tough to avoid meaningful behavior, but I think we can
still pull this off. Go back to your plans and revise them to make all
of your tasks HUGE or vague. Either say, “I’m going to run a marathon
today” or “I’m going to run today.” Don’t say “I’m going to run just
beyond the driveway,” because that could get you started and you might
take off with it. Dangerous!
The bigger and less clear your steps are, the better chance you have at doing nothing important.
Barrier 5: Do Not Focus!
Now if you manage to…
- Understand that you have a limited number of days to live
- Make a plan to do something meaningful
- Set up a triggers for your important tasks
- Set small first steps
Things look dire indeed, and there is just one last opportunity to squander the day – absolutely do not focus! If you learn to focus in the moment,
you’re going to be impossible to stop. You’ll start knocking out your
important tasks and goals, and your days will be meaningful. It’s bad
news.
If all of these barriers fail you, I’m very sorry. I did the best I
could to explain exactly how to never get anything important done. It’s a
formula I perfected in my earlier years, but I’ve had much more trouble
recently with these barriers interfering.
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